I had no idea back in December 2010, that I would eventually get to live in the UK permanently, my mother had died earlier in the year and I was planning a trip to Blightey to visit my aunts for some R & R ...
Monday, December 20, 2010
(that rhymes in a weird kinda way)
Crikey, i'm getting increasingly nervous watching the UK weather reports ... minus 27 deg C is an estimate of what temps are going to sink to this week ... wtf?!
i'm going to need the army to get me to Wales, never mind my police escort.
Oh i didn't tell you - my uncle and cousin are collecting me from Heathrow - both retired with some degree of seniority from the British Bobby service. I keep making jokes that they should just put a blue light on the car, thereby making sure they get to the airport in double quick time (in case of congestion and what not) ... they don't take me up on the joke.
every year, round about now, i get asked to 'burn' a Christmas cd - so as to create the right 'ambience' whilst we wait for the Christmas Eve din dins to cook proper like. We usually start cooking in the morning and by the time the damn turkey etc. is ready to eat, table set, candles lit, blah blah, we are all so knackered that we can't face a full plate of food. I don't do Christmas cd's very good - usually end up putting some weird stuff on just to freak people out (at least i've done that in the past when there weren't little uns running about) but this year, i've got to act grown up and do a good job. I have about three gigs of toons (Carols and the like), all the traditional and not so traditional things but somehow when they are all assembled for the family to sing along badly to (nobody ever knows all the words) they lose any kind of magic they had to start off with.
when i was a little geek back in Yorkshire (oh here we go with anecdotes, cue to all to fall asleep), we would be frog-marched from our local church into various modes of transport and shipped out to snowbound farmsteads and outlying manors. once assembled in a frozen tableau in front of the doorways, we would shiver and quake out all manner of hymns by the tonload. Ah, them were the days.
Oh well, i must stop reminiscing and get on with it. I think this year i WILL still include a Tom Waits Christmas toon (something cheery like "Just the Right Bullets")
This new LAAC site has had a total of 16,782 page views and a total 346 posts since starting out in Dec 2010. That's not actually very good, when you consider that my family blog, which is not open to public view, has had 10,990 page views and a total of 494 posts since it started in December 2012.
But where's the audience?
The original LAAC blog had an identifiable group of regular commenters, who would regularly butt in with jokes, dirty comments and wisecracks ... that stopped as soon as the new LAAC blog began, why is that I wonder? Anyway, it is through Blogger.com that I met arguably my best friend in the world, Paul and nearly, but not quite, almost ended up living in Arizona. I'm glad my life has turned out the way it has, I moaned a lot at one point about the need to leave South Africa and that's happened - I'm not sorry, don't miss it at all but yeah, I DO miss my family. But family is just a skype away and if that's not good enough, save up a few pounds and I can be back there in a jiffy, it's all relative.
Next post will come out of the New Year ... so whoever's out there still reading this drivel, have yourself a merry little Christmas, remember that I love you and get completely trashed on New Years Eve, you deserve it.